After what seemed a point- and endless quest in the aeon-old vacuity of the tubes, I finally found the best way to introduce my little one to the marvels of the Mythos and help her find her way into the Cult’s warm embracing hug. This video is the optimal educational tool to start early in paving your little ones’ path into the terror of their meaningless lives.
And as it says in the video’s commentary:
This series has won multiple awards and has been enthusiastically approved by the department of child-developmental psychology at Miskatonic University.
You must be thinking: “Yet another cheesy nerdy Cthulhu t-shirt!” But you are wrong this time because this one is sort of special in its own special way. It’s actually more than just a t-shirt. It’s a door to omniscience, to the eternity of unspeakable horrors, to the sad truth of our long lost future battle for the survival of humankind. Wow.
I ARE BAK! MIZ ME?
WUZ SLEEPY TIE-TIE IN MI SUNKED CITI OF R’LYEH BUT NOW R SOOOOOO HUNGREEZ! TIME FR CRAZEE HUMAN INSANITEES? I CAN HAZ?
OH. U IZ BIZZIE WIF TUG-TUG TIME. I COME BAK LATERZ FR YR MADNEZZ.
Wear this shirt: to Innsmouth.
Don’t wear this shirt: in front of Ceiling Cat. HE R JEALOUS.
This shirt tells the world: “What’s that sound? Could that be Lovecraft spinning in his grave?”
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