You must be thinking: “Yet another cheesy nerdy Cthulhu t-shirt!” But you are wrong this time because this one is sort of special in its own special way. It’s actually more than just a t-shirt. It’s a door to omniscience, to the eternity of unspeakable horrors, to the sad truth of our long lost future battle for the survival of humankind. Wow.
And it’s only 10$ over at Shirt.Woot.
It also comes with a wonderful description too:
IN YR CEILIN, SHATTERIN YR MINDZ
I ARE BAK! MIZ ME?
WUZ SLEEPY TIE-TIE IN MI SUNKED CITI OF R’LYEH BUT NOW R SOOOOOO HUNGREEZ! TIME FR CRAZEE HUMAN INSANITEES? I CAN HAZ?
OH. U IZ BIZZIE WIF TUG-TUG TIME. I COME BAK LATERZ FR YR MADNEZZ.
Wear this shirt: to Innsmouth.
Don’t wear this shirt: in front of Ceiling Cat. HE R JEALOUS.
This shirt tells the world: “What’s that sound? Could that be Lovecraft spinning in his grave?”
We call this color: Great Old One Heather Grey