You must be thinking: “Yet another cheesy nerdy Cthulhu t-shirt!” But you are wrong this time because this one is sort of special in its own special way. It’s actually more than just a t-shirt. It’s a door to omniscience, to the eternity of unspeakable horrors, to the sad truth of our long lost future battle for the survival of humankind. Wow.
I ARE BAK! MIZ ME?
WUZ SLEEPY TIE-TIE IN MI SUNKED CITI OF R’LYEH BUT NOW R SOOOOOO HUNGREEZ! TIME FR CRAZEE HUMAN INSANITEES? I CAN HAZ?
OH. U IZ BIZZIE WIF TUG-TUG TIME. I COME BAK LATERZ FR YR MADNEZZ.
KTHXBAI!
Wear this shirt: to Innsmouth.
Don’t wear this shirt: in front of Ceiling Cat. HE R JEALOUS.
This shirt tells the world: “What’s that sound? Could that be Lovecraft spinning in his grave?”
Do you want to be a nicer person? Are you looking for inspiration to do good things? Well keep looking. But if you’re into opening up terrifying vistas of reality then the Esoteric Order of the Old Ones and Cthulhu Cultists want to help. Contact us today to find out how.
These two videos are probably the nerdiest/scariest odes to Lovecraft and Cthulhu on the entire interwebs. Their creator thought it would make a lot of sense to take two songs by Perfume, the Japanese idol group, add random lovecraftesque images to the sound and flood the screen with weird comments in Japanese. For those who read the language and are fast enough, you’ll see that hidden in the captions the songs’ lyrics are being savagely molested and remodeled to fit the cthulheian images and theme. What a wonderful world: